Yooooo, if someone is being unreasonable after many failed attempts of you being rational and reasonable with them, stop trying to reason with them. Try to discern when something is going nowhere. Revoke attention and acknowledgement when it gives them power, and they have none over you anymore. Move forward without them. Value your time that they are no longer worthy of.

To my knowledge, no one has done a vine of a dude with a printed out Hans mask walking by with “Love is an Open Door” playing while he turns and sees someone with an Anna mask on the toilet with the door open and then the music stops.

Because this terrible thing does not exist, I hold out hope for humanity. We may make it, kids. We may be okay.

The Youth
MGMT

blueberry-boat:

The Youth - MGMT

Why recreate something you said, when you can screenshot it
lazy joking at it’s finest

Why recreate something you said, when you can screenshot it

lazy joking at it’s finest

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

This hotel’s robes are animal print

The fish is named JOY

This is the cutest place and we are ordering our free fish buddy!!!!! ^_^

My mom is visiting and the hotel she’s staying at will let you order a fish to hang out in your room!!!!! I love it here

My mom is visiting and the hotel she’s staying at will let you order a fish to hang out in your room!!!!! I love it here

overtheunderpass:

If I were a dog I’d be a progressive dog that’s friends with cats and elephants so everyone would take my picture and I’d just look really cute and wag my tail like, “Oh hey, is this adorable and cool? I wouldn’t know, I’m just a dog,”